Nice, @syswarren! "With your college diploma, you now have a crushing advantage over 8% of the workforce. I'm talking about drop out losers like Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, and Mark Zuckerberg." - Conan O'Brien at Dartmouth :)

Awesome. Thanks for sharing @staringispolite.

I'm totally going to put this one in my next keynote: "The Holy Spirit said to me, ‘The only time you lose at something is when you don’t learn from that experience.’" - Chuck Norris