If Pinocchio claims he's lying, his nose would enter an endless cycle of growing, shortening, and growing again, possibly resulting in a burning sensation from the friction.
Eventually, it might even lead to setting him on fire.
That's a tragic 'burnout' situation.
You'll never believe what happens next!
Choose your adventure:
a) Your Pinocchio isn't the main character in The Adventures of Pinocchio
b) Ooh, squirrel!!
c) It's not a bug, it's a feature
d) It's not a feature, it's a glitch in the matrix
e) TIL the Liar Paradox (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Li...)