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Boring Company Flame Thrower - Pre-order if you can guess the password

Boring Company Flame Thrower will be a new product sold by The Boring Company as a result of selling 50,000 hats.

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Jason Mercer
It's the old razorblade / ink cartridge trick: sell the flamethrower at a discount, but charge a fortune for your fire fuel. Unless the thing just runs on hot air...
Joe Goldstein
@jasoncmercer what, like Musk?
Constantine Sharandak

Way better than Weyland-Yutani one's

Pros:

Made killing of xenomorphs easier, 10/10 Hellen Ripley recommends

Cons:

None

Kristoferâ„¢
Password was "flamethrower" but no longer working. If anyone hears or figures out the new one, post it!
Faisal Hassan
100 plus upvotes for a page with a password field and nobody knows the password. Awesome. Update: Password has been removed.
Chuck Kelly

Compelling post to say the least

Pros:

Dope youtube videos to come

Cons:

Many lawsuits to come

Nique Devereaux
Here's your sign:
Oleg Plichko
flamethrower just like in old GTA series
d a n n y
...or you could buy it now for $29.99 at Harbor Freight (BYO Supersoaker body) https://www.harborfreight.com/pr...
Jonathan
Looks like it's not $500! What a steal ;)
Product Pearson
The desktop notification from PH said this was a rocket launcher. It's a flamethrower.
Carl Sabounjian
Unique - out of the box idea haha
Amnon Michael Cohen

Danger for public sales, as guns are, for misuse by people who like to start fires and watch the results of the damage to others.

Pros:

0000

Cons:

1000