If you think this thing is crazy by itself, try going to the website. Why, why, why would someone make that abomination? Not only is it bafflingly overcomplicated, it's extremely awkward with that guy on every page sitting all weird. I have to back away from this.

But how do you buy it?

Do you need to go to work with a scooter to use these?

I really wanted to learn more about this but that website baffles me!

"You can't be serious!?" – John McEnroe

omg. As someone with a bad hip, this would be phenomenal! please let us order one!