Holistic Bulls#*t Generator
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Matt Hagens
The Technology Bullshit Generator โ€” Create fancy tech jargon in seconds
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Ben Tossell
I got: "aggregate wearable e-business" Reminds me of Corporate B.S. Generator
Matt Hagens
@bentossell but do they supply you with "Energetic Naturopathy Therapy" holistic bullshit generator :)
Fraser Smith
Team, you need to "transform mission-critical convergence" and build a Slack bot for this. or an API so I can build my own bot. :-)
Rob
Reminds me of the Wall Street Journal's "Business Buzzwords Generator": http://projects.wsj.com/buzzword...
Mamamia
Funny :) and possibly useful ! but why do you call it bullshit generator, sounds fun but not very appealing :)
David Carpe
oh - do you need a generator? you could probably just read a host of business plans and briefs...
Alexandre Mouriec
I think this product will "maximize one-to-one web-readiness" :)
Steven Rueter
This is definitely a time consumptive click action value destructor๐Ÿ’ฉ
Marc Cenedella
boo! you guys just ripped off dack.com : http://www.dack.com/web/bullshit...
Matt Hagens
@cenedella but does "dack" have SSL? I don't know about you, but I like my bullshit served to me securely.
Markus Schuette
Funny, I built a more 'wordy' one yesterday for fun - https://codepen.io/schuettemarku...
William McGowan
nice. orchestrate one-to-one markets. clothing optional?
dimitar inchev
"grow real-time supply-chains" :)) That sound like Uber! Good hunt!
Vincent Birlouez
"Streamline distributed deliverables" - I'll apply this straight away to my planning approach.
Mamamia
I like this one "Strategize granular deliverables" LOL
CarHughes
Mine was "grow front-end initiatives". Love it and kudos! I'll have lots o fun with this one. ;-)
Bridget McGraw
Exactly what I'm meant to do with PilotCity (a real gig)! "embrace intuitive architectures"
Jayme Johnson
empower bleeding-edge portals -- i mean, that's bullshit. :)
Matt Hagens
Really excited that this producthunt.com post was able to engaged mission-critical eyeballs
Rob Kenedi
I would clone the page, and change the title to "Silicon Valley Script Generator Bot" ;)
Casie Millhouse-Singh
Love this!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
Andrew Huggett
must to this... "cultivate best-of-breed eyeballs"