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Holistic Bulls#*t Generator
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Matt Hagens

The Technology Bullshit Generator - Create fancy tech jargon in seconds

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9yr ago

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Ben Tossell
Ben Tossell

Makerpad

I got: "aggregate wearable e-business" Reminds me of Corporate B.S. Generator
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9yr ago
Matt Hagens
Matt Hagens
Hunter
@bentossell but do they supply you with "Energetic Naturopathy Therapy" holistic bullshit generator :)
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9yr ago
dimitar inchev
dimitar inchev
👩🏾‍💻 COWORKIES 👨‍💻

👩🏾‍💻 COWORKIES 👨‍💻

"grow real-time supply-chains" :)) That sound like Uber! Good hunt!
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9yr ago
Vincent Birlouez
Vincent Birlouez
"Streamline distributed deliverables" - I'll apply this straight away to my planning approach.
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9yr ago
Jayme Johnson
Jayme Johnson
empower bleeding-edge portals -- i mean, that's bullshit. :)
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9yr ago
Fraser Smith
Fraser Smith
Team, you need to "transform mission-critical convergence" and build a Slack bot for this. or an API so I can build my own bot. :-)
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9yr ago
Mamamia
Mamamia
I like this one "Strategize granular deliverables" LOL
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9yr ago
Steven Rueter
Steven Rueter

Corkdork

This is definitely a time consumptive click action value destructor💩
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9yr ago
Markus Schuette
Markus Schuette

Cryptab

Funny, I built a more 'wordy' one yesterday for fun - https://codepen.io/schuettemarku...
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9yr ago
Alexandre Mouriec
Alexandre Mouriec

Hire a BuzzFeeder

I think this product will "maximize one-to-one web-readiness" :)
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9yr ago
Bridget McGraw
Bridget McGraw
Exactly what I'm meant to do with PilotCity (a real gig)! "embrace intuitive architectures"
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9yr ago
Andrew Huggett
Andrew Huggett
Terrapin

Terrapin

must to this... "cultivate best-of-breed eyeballs"
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9yr ago
Mamamia
Mamamia
Funny :) and possibly useful ! but why do you call it bullshit generator, sounds fun but not very appealing :)
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9yr ago
CarHughes
CarHughes
Mine was "grow front-end initiatives". Love it and kudos! I'll have lots o fun with this one. ;-)
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9yr ago
Michael Bruel
Michael Bruel
Very cool! ;)
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9yr ago
David Carpe
David Carpe
oh - do you need a generator? you could probably just read a host of business plans and briefs...
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9yr ago
G2
G2
Ultrapic

Ultrapic

reinvent mission-critical eyeballs
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9yr ago
Casie Millhouse-Singh
Casie Millhouse-Singh

DrivePower

Love this!! 😂😂
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9yr ago
Marc Cenedella
Marc Cenedella
Leet Resumes

Leet Resumes

boo! you guys just ripped off dack.com : http://www.dack.com/web/bullshit...
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9yr ago
Matt Hagens
Matt Hagens
Hunter
@cenedella but does "dack" have SSL? I don't know about you, but I like my bullshit served to me securely.
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9yr ago
Matt Hagens
Matt Hagens
Hunter
Really excited that this producthunt.com post was able to engaged mission-critical eyeballs
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9yr ago
Rob
Rob

Koan

Reminds me of the Wall Street Journal's "Business Buzzwords Generator": http://projects.wsj.com/buzzword...
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