Cliently is the world's first CaaS platform. We've revolutionized client acquisition by turning it into a scalable, on-demand service. No more unpredictable marketing campaigns or endless cold calls. Just specify how many clients you need, and we'll deliver.
"When everyone’s rushing to find gold, it's time to sell shovels."
Perhaps you’ve noticed SaaS businesses popping up like mushrooms after the rain.
I did too. AI just makes it too easy.
I didn't think too much of it until I read the recently published TechCrunch article about how VC backed 11x claimed customers it didn’t have.
And then it hit me: Why not cut out the hassle and just sell clients?
That’s how Cliently was born. 💰
Need 100 clients by the end of the day? No problem.
Pay us, and we’ll deliver.
Guaranteed customers, zero effort.
Except… wait a second. That sounds almost too good (or too bad) to be true.
That’s because it is. This business model doesn't make sense, unless...
I am actually selling one client - me. ✔️ I’ll buy your product (as long as you pay your price + my fee). ✔️ You get a real customer. ✔️ And if you’re lucky, you might even win a limited edition "I ❤️ Clients" hat. 🎩
So, let’s talk—what’s the weirdest way you’ve ever tried to get customers? Or, better yet, what’s the most ridiculous growth hack you've seen?
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Fine
Hey PH! 👋
Perhaps you’ve noticed SaaS businesses popping up like mushrooms after the rain.
I did too. AI just makes it too easy.
I didn't think too much of it until I read the recently published TechCrunch article about how VC backed 11x claimed customers it didn’t have.
And then it hit me: Why not cut out the hassle and just sell clients?
That’s how Cliently was born. 💰
Need 100 clients by the end of the day? No problem.
Pay us, and we’ll deliver.
Guaranteed customers, zero effort.
Except… wait a second. That sounds almost too good (or too bad) to be true.
That’s because it is. This business model doesn't make sense, unless...
I am actually selling one client - me.
✔️ I’ll buy your product (as long as you pay your price + my fee).
✔️ You get a real customer.
✔️ And if you’re lucky, you might even win a limited edition "I ❤️ Clients" hat. 🎩
So, let’s talk—what’s the weirdest way you’ve ever tried to get customers? Or, better yet, what’s the most ridiculous growth hack you've seen?
I need the hat!
Great stuff - who doesn't need clients?
Brilliant! 🤯
Brilliant! Since there are more startups than users nowadays, this is the only scalable solution!
Fine
Manna
Ending cold calls forever? 🙌 What acquisition methods does Cliently use—organic outreach, partnerships, or AI-driven targeting?
Hilarious and brilliant
Does this work in Canada and USA?