Cliently - Clients as a Service
Cliently is the world's first CaaS platform. We've revolutionized client acquisition by turning it into a scalable, on-demand service. No more unpredictable marketing campaigns or endless cold calls. Just specify how many clients you need, and we'll deliver.
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Hey PH! 👋
Perhaps you’ve noticed SaaS businesses popping up like mushrooms after the rain.
I did too. AI just makes it too easy.
I didn't think too much of it until I read the recently published TechCrunch article about how VC backed 11x claimed customers it didn’t have.
And then it hit me: Why not cut out the hassle and just sell clients?
That’s how Cliently was born. 💰
Need 100 clients by the end of the day? No problem.
Pay us, and we’ll deliver.
Guaranteed customers, zero effort.
Except… wait a second. That sounds almost too good (or too bad) to be true.
That’s because it is. This business model doesn't make sense, unless...
I am actually selling one client - me.
✔️ I’ll buy your product (as long as you pay your price + my fee).
✔️ You get a real customer.
✔️ And if you’re lucky, you might even win a limited edition "I ❤️ Clients" hat. 🎩
So, let’s talk—what’s the weirdest way you’ve ever tried to get customers? Or, better yet, what’s the most ridiculous growth hack you've seen?
I need the hat!
Great stuff - who doesn't need clients?
Brilliant! 🤯
Brilliant! Since there are more startups than users nowadays, this is the only scalable solution!
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Ending cold calls forever? 🙌 What acquisition methods does Cliently use—organic outreach, partnerships, or AI-driven targeting?
Hilarious and brilliant
Does this work in Canada and USA?