Jesse Bray

We just add a "Weather Bingo" feature!!!

“Tennessee Tim is not an app. He is a lifestyle. He is the storm. He is… the way.”— @ActualCultNowApparently

“Forecast: ‘Clear skies. But your business model is trash.’”— @InvestorGhostedMeAgain

“He said: ‘Don’t scale that. Scale your heart.’ I cried in my Tesla.”— @TechBaeEnlightened

“We A/B tested sunshine vs. emotional clarity. Tim won both rounds.”— @MarketingButSpiritual

“App predicted our coworking collapse with 3 emojis and a goat GIF.”— @NomadBroDownBad

“I started a weather cult. Tim’s the prophet. We meet on rooftops.”— @CloudWorshipDotOrg

“Forecast: ‘Mostly sunny with a 30% chance of investor ghosting.’”— @CheckClearedButYouDidn’t

“App said: ‘It’s not raining. You’re just crying again.’”— @MidnightFounderCries

Tim told me I was emotionally barometric. I think I’m in love.”— @MeganFromUX

“Forecast said: ‘Get a real job.’ I did. Thanks, Tim.”— Former Founder, Full-Time Florist

“We installed it on our office fridge. It now dispenses wisdom and orange Fanta.”— @HackTheSnack

“Tim’s forecast said: ‘Mostly cloudy, deeply chaotic, slightly prophetic.’”— @SeedFundedButScared

“We accidentally onboarded Tim as CEO. Best mistake we’ve made.”— @OopsWeDidItAgain

“App predicted our IPO flop and emotional collapse.”— @SadDeckEnergy

“Tim told us to shut down and open a frog sanctuary. We’re profitable now.”— @PivotedToFrogs

“We hired Tim to lead culture. Now we meet during storms and cry together.”— @HRVibesOnly

“Forecast said: ‘Rain. Also, you’re in denial about churn.’”— @RetentionWitch

“We modeled our pitch deck after his beard. It’s now 70% curls.”— @DesignLikeTim

“I brought Tim into our board meeting. He took over. We’re better now.”— @ExitRichRick