Tennesse Tim's Weather Report
The ONLY Weather and Unsolicited Dating Advice App
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Launched on March 27th, 2025
The ONLY app that combines wild weather forecasts with even worse dating advice. Tennessee Tim delivers daily forecasts, gut feelings, and emotional turbulence—all in one beard-powered, pink-hatted package. Warning: 80% chance of unsolicited opinions.
“I asked about snow. Tim said, ‘Baby, that’s cocaine. We don’t do that here.’” – Todd Who Peaked in 2004
“Forecast said: ‘Light wind and subtle paranoia.’ I wrote a manifesto.” — Niccolò Machiavelli
