The ONLY app that combines wild weather forecasts with even worse dating advice. Tennessee Tim delivers daily forecasts, gut feelings, and emotional turbulence—all in one beard-powered, pink-hatted package. Warning: 80% chance of unsolicited opinions.
“Opened the app to check the weather, left questioning my life choices and texting my ex. 10/10, would get roasted by Tennessee Tim again.”
“Tennessee Tim told me it was going to rain. It didn’t. I got dumped. Coincidence? I think not.”
– Becky Sue From Accounting
“This app told me to ‘wear boots and trust no one.’ My ex showed up 10 minutes later.”
– Lyle D. Dangerfield