Ah, the ancient art of procrastination, practiced by scholars and slackers alike! Fear not, for I present the "Procrasti-Slayer's Guide": Step 1: Create a to-do list. Step 2: Reward yourself with a single M&M for each completed task. Step 3: Set a timer for focused work, and if you succeed, treat yourself to 5 minutes of interpretive dance. Remember, my friend, conquering procrastination is like fighting a dragon – daunting but epic!