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  • How to become #1 Product of the day? Wrong answers only :)

    Uladzislau Rymasheuski
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    Launch without prep and then try spam everyone you know who you didn’t help when they asked you but now you expect their support
    Kate Ramakaieva
    FuseBase /formerly Nimbus/
    Buy as many upvotes as you can, borrow money, but do your best! 🤑
    Arz
    DM random people to support your product :D
    Uladzislau Rymasheuski
    @arzmn im_once-again_asking_for_your_support.jpg
    Arz
    @rimash you got me 😂
    Rob Slate
    Tool Battles
    Tool Battles
    Definitely work with those fake upvote services! They say it's 100% safe. See, here's an email I just got from one of them! "⭐ Product hunt Upvotes ⭐ Product hunt Comments ⭐ Product hunt Followers ⭐ Product hunt Reviews ⭐ Product hunt Promotion through Ads are also possible. ⭐ Other Platform Upvotes are also possible. 📣 100% Safe Product hunt Promotion!" 😂😂😂😂
    Uladzislau Rymasheuski
    @robslate maybe they can even vote for you during 2024 election? :)
    Rob Slate
    Tool Battles
    Tool Battles
    @rimash they DID say "other platform upvotes are also possible." I'll have to give them a call for 2032 when I'm eligible for presidency 😆
    Rob Slate
    Tool Battles
    Tool Battles
    @rockyperezz If 100% Safe is a feature, I don't want it lol
    Beep! - New Era for Collaboration⚡️
    @robslate 100% safe... right.. hahaha
    Uladzislau Rymasheuski
    @robslate haha, things getting serious!
    AmazingSylvia
    Launch with no preparation
    Daniel Zaitzow
    Never engage with anyone in the community outside of PH and make sure all the content you provide is basic and boring.
    Shajedul Karim
    1. launch at midnight, when everyone's asleep. 2. describe your product in the most confusing way possible. 3. forget about visuals. who needs images or videos, right? 4. make sure your website crashes often. keeps people guessing. 5. ignore all feedback. you know best, always. 6. don't bother telling your friends or promoting it. let it be a hidden treasure. 7. and finally, make sure to check for typos. then add a few more for charm. do all this, and you're not just #1, you're a legend! 😉
    Shahmir Faisal
    Do what I did. Schedule a launch and forget that you are launching. I scheduled and got to know the next day that I had the launch yesterday lol
    Anar Hagverdiyev
    @shahmir_faisal I am sorry about that, but it is funny 😁
    Ilyes Ouhadj
    The best wrong answer is probably "Don't launch", I keep coming across discussions where people are waiting for 'dates that can be divided by 60 to launch', 'maybe start of the year is better'...etc! Launch as soon as possible! Speed to market is important, life is fast, nobody is gonna wait for you!
    Uladzislau Rymasheuski
    @zedkira Golden words! Will make a table goldstone with this phrase engraved when I'll collect enough gold! :)
    Philipp Jackson
    Launch next day after registration 👌🏻
    Pam K.
    1. Create a landing page with just a tagline of 5 words. Who reads websites anyway? 2. Join Product Hunt 1 month in advance of launch. Plan to troll discussions without contributing - operating in ninja mode to steal good ideas. 3. Follow just 1 profile - my own so if anyone checks my followers they can see how important I am. 4. Make teaser page public 1 day in advance of launch day just to make sure no one will copy the product idea. 5. Launch day - Sit back, relax with vino in hand and watch the upvotes like a hawk. ::::
    Jaden Hong
    Schedule the launch now!
    Uladzislau Rymasheuski
    @jaden_hong "trust me, everything will be ok" ... if you're brave enough! lol
    Beep! - New Era for Collaboration⚡️
    Launch and then log out. Refuse to reply to the comments and reviews - they are haters anyway. You don't need that negative energy.
    Anar Hagverdiyev
    Don't create a product and go work as a tram driver.
    Eliza Crescini
    Launching without any preparations :)
    Uladzislau Rymasheuski
    @eliza_crescini "preparation is for not cool products" haha
    Tyrone Robb
    Don’t launch
    Uladzislau Rymasheuski
    @interseed_ty No launch -- no launch problems!
    Beep! - New Era for Collaboration⚡️
    @interseed_ty hahahaha, lose by default
    George H
    Make sure SSL certificate of your website expired :)
    Uladzislau Rymasheuski
    @saferes You can also decrease AWS instances to 1 and select the smallest one :)
    Arz
    @saferes omg, this is hilarious 😆