Would you survive, betray, or cry yourself to an early death? Let’s find out. So you watched Squid Game and thought, “Easy win, I’d survive.” That’s cute — but are you sure? Squid Game Survival Calculator is a satirical quiz that asks you deeply uncomfortable and morally questionable questions. Then it spits out exactly how fast you’d die — complete with your “Elimination Report”. 🔪 What you’ll get: ✅ 10+ ethically suspicious questions ✅ A brutally honest survival diagnosis ✅ A healthy reminder of your moral flexibility 💸 Bonus: We’re working on ironically stupid monetization options — like Death Certificates, Survival Masterclasses, and more. Stay tuned.

Squid Game Survival Calculator

How fast would you die in Squid Game?