Elon Musk News alternatives

Our app is simple! When Elon mentions a stock in a tweet, we’ll send you a text 📲 It’s like insider trading, but legal 💯 STONKS to the MOON 🚀🚀🚀

Can you smell that sh*tpost? 15 questions to test your sh*tpost detecting skills. Featuring the one and only Elon.

We don't know why, but the original Elon's Musk air freshener now has a moustache. It still smells like rocket fuel and leather, but now there's a hint of sharpie. Weird.

We bring you #MuskOnMars! Reserve any day in the future for $1. If he lands on Mars that day, you keep the pot! (yes, physical Elon Musk on physical Mars). Feel free to research, ask a fortune-teller, or direct message Elon himself.

The TidalWaves API provides an easy to use schema for breaking news, so you can build apps that perform in-depth data mining and robust visualizations, without spending months finding and sanitizing your data.

Elon has been struggling to find meaningful work. We have assigned him 2 homework questions to give him direction. At Not For Worship University we pride ourself at helping Troubled Billionaires reach their full potential.