Enhance your security with truly unpredictable random number generation. Generate unique ids, hashes, API secrets, and more using a CSPRNG powered by an array of chaotic lava lamps.

Introducing Lava Lamps as a Service—because your random numbers deserve to be groovy. Tired of crypto.randomUUID() or whatever cryptographic mumbo-jumbo your device uses? Need random numbers that are extremely safe + 1? I’ve set up an array of real lava lamps, pointed a camera at them, and built an API that turns their unpredictable, wavy chaos into pure entropy. Inspired by Cloudflare’s LavaRand (which I bike past on my way to work), this is random number generation for developers who like their code with a side of 70s flair.