Fuck-You-Ups. I lost $100k - that was all my capital.

There's a lot of talk in the startup world about Fuckups and Fuckitalliques. But what about Fuck-You-Ups? These are the people who have taken their companies to new heights... by telling VCs to fuck right off. Sure, it might not be the most elegant approach, but sometimes Fuck-You-Ups are the only ones who can get things done. After all, Fuckitalliques are usually too busy burning through their cash to actually get anything done, while Fuckups are just happy to have a job at all. Fuck-You-Ups, on the other hand, are driven by a desire to prove everyone wrong. It's this attitude that has allowed Fuck-You-Ups to thrive in the face of adversity. When the going gets tough, they don't give up; they double down and fight harder than ever. And more often than not, their tenacity pays off. So next time you're feeling down about your startup's prospects, remember: there's always someone out there who's doing worse than you... and they're probably fucking loving it.