David Chambers

Everyone should get a daily achievement in this crazy world. Why not get one for doing nothing and proudly display it on social media.

This is awesome. We should join forces. I recently launched uselessachievements.com More features coming soon!!

"Just stumbled upon the most gloriously pointless website ever: Useless Achievements. 🏆 I finally earned my ‘Expert-Level Procrastinator’ badge after spending 2 hours staring at a wall. Now I can flex my non-skills on LinkedIn. 😎 It’s weirdly addictive—like getting gold stars for adulting wrong. Check it out if you need a laugh or want to humble-brag about your ability to achieve absolutely...