Thirstie

This comes a few weeks too late for my Jared Leto Halloween costume. EDIT: I couldn't resist: EDIT #2: I wrote something this morning.

I hate the world

"This attachable—and, equally important, detachable—man bun lets you blend in with your surroundings, putting it on when you smell fair-trade coffee or hear a banjo, and taking it off when someone utters the word bro." Amazing. I'd love to see one of these IRL.