Get Roasted Now

Get Roasted Now

Get a landing page roast. Better feedback. More conversions.

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Unlock your landing page performance with Get Roasted Now. Book your roast & get 360° conversion-lifting advice in a private Figma canvas. Straight to your inbox in 48 hours. And if you're not happy, you get 100% of your money back. Guaranteed.
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James Garnier
Hello Product Hunt! 👋👋👋 If you’re running an early-stage B2B tech startup, you're probably managing a to-do list longer than your grocery order. Since when did you have time to become a landing page expert as well? That's why I've decided to help you out with Get Roasted Now. I've seen first-hand how being in control of high-performing landing pages is a critical piece of the startup puzzle. But it's also a very real challenge for many early-stage startup founders to know where to start. For example, maybe you're getting traffic but you’re not seeing sign-ups, demos or sales. Or maybe your ad spend isn’t paying off - you get clicks, you don't conversions. Or perhaps you've spent time trying to optimize your pages but it all feels a bit pointless. This is where Get Roasted Now comes in - to guide you early-stage founders on nailing their landing pages with an expert, honest roast for $99. From a specialist in B2B tech websites (that's me 💁‍♂️) First, you get 360° conversion-lifting advice in a private Figma canvas. I mark up your landing page with clear, easy-to-apply recommendations. That way, you get the expert spotlight on what’s holding you back. Second, I show you which optimizations to prioritize for maximum impact and minimum effort with a personalized Quick Wins PDF. That means you target the low-hanging fruit straightaway and make progress faster. Converting more is as simple as 1-2-3: 1️⃣ Book your roast 2️⃣ Apply the fixes 3️⃣ Get more customers. That's it - I'm super excited to start helping you founders get more clarity, more control and more customers. Here's to more conversions! 📈 James P.S. I would love your feedback - good, bad, harsh. Please take your chance to grill ♨️♨️♨️ my business concept, my landing page, my copy. "Who watches the watchmen? Who roasts the roasters?" - Julius Caesar (or was it Winston Churchill?) P.P.S Book your landing page roast & get a $20 discount with code "PH20OFF". Limited to only 10 roasts booked by end of tomorrow, Saturday 25 May 2024!
Ena Gluhakovic
@james_garnier Hey James, love the concept of Get Roasted Now! But here's the real roast: Can your service help my landing page go from 'selling like hotcakes' to 'selling like those questionable leftovers in the back of the fridge'? Asking for a friend who's in desperate need of a conversion intervention.
James Garnier
@ena_gluhakovic Haha Ena loving your analogy! Sounds like you're a pixel magician *and* a wordsmith. Well, I'd love to give "your friend" an honest, expert roast of their landing page and a much-needed conversion intervention. My clients so far have definitely increased their conversions...as for selling those questionable leftovers, how about you see if I can underpromise but overdeliver?
James Garnier
@sejal_asnani Thanks for your kind words Sejal ❤️. Do you have any feedback on how I could improve the product or my website?
Anastasiia Stepko
This is fun, indeed! Isn't it more like a consultation rather than a product? Did I understand it right?
James Garnier
@anastasiia_stepko Hey Anastasiia 👋 it definitely has a consultation element to it! I guess I'd call it a productized service: you pay for a landing page roast, I screenshot your page into Figma, add my comments, my red flags & my recommendations, and send you the Figma file for you to implement the changes. It's a fixed product but service-oriented. Does that make sense?
Stefans Keiss
The concept of a landing page roast is unique and valuable for early-stage founders. How do you ensure the feedback provided leads to measurable improvements?