💰 Did you make bank on $GME, $AMC or anything Elon mentioned? Did you cash in at your startup's IPO? 👉 Think you can invest in this fund? You probably aren't rich enough. 🤑 This could be the fund for you.
@altryne I appreciate you think it's a scam, but it's far from that. I built it as a working fund, thought InvestMill is a real company, no one is actually going to put there money in this, hence the joking side of things.
@toby007allen "no one should put money into this" should pop up when someone clicks invest. That you send it to the actual stripe checkout page seems super super shady.
📈 🚀 Did you make a ton of money off $GME or $AMC? Hit Bitcoin at 40k and cashed out?
Well I've got the fund for you - This is the one place you can use your Fuck you Money with. Wait what's that you say?
"A term used to describe the phenomena of an individual having so much money that they no longer experience any financial insecurity and can boldly say fuck you to almost anyone, unfazed by the consequences of having done so." - Urban Dictionary.
💸 So I created the fund for you!
This is the one fund you can invest in and literally not care what we invest in. You'll be told, maybe, someday. It could be in climate change as it could be in the new clubhouse or simply in Kanya's next TikTok - Who knows 🤷♂️
Exciting right? We thought so and if you're having any doubts about investing, then you're probably not rich enough. That's ok, there's still Robinhood for you. This is the big boy league. The stonks-rich league.
This is where Elon's putting all his Dogecoin winnings. Probably. Would you care if it wasn't true? After all, you're so rich it doesn't matter, so come invest!
Welcome to the era of the nouveau stonking rich 🤑
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Toby
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