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Andreessen Horoscopes
Funny horoscopes for those in tech. The original Oracle
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Andy Jiang
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Maker here! This project was a spawn of a conversation I had with two co workers. Happy to answer any questions. Hope this brings you at least the tiniest bit of joy!!
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9yr ago
Lee (lch0124)
I saw you well on your nice website : )
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