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Andreessen Horoscopes

Andreessen Horoscopes

Funny horoscopes for those in tech. The original Oracle

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Funny horoscopes for those in tech. The original Oracle

2 followers

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Launched in 2016View 1 launch
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Andy Jiang

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Botson

Botson

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Maker here! This project was a spawn of a conversation I had with two co workers. Happy to answer any questions. Hope this brings you at least the tiniest bit of joy!!
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9yr ago
Lee (lch0124)
Lee (lch0124)
I saw you well on your nice website : )
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